Since I had to mention them, a few thoughts and memories here. The most addictive and destructive form women can take are the non-lesbians, the straight bitches. There are a few that work out more gently, like any decent drug would. The remaining are so alluring to lesbian eyes. The way people say they can tell who is gay, Straight Bitches be aware, we can spot you, too! And the math is totally in our favour.
Straight bitches can be enjoyed a variety of mind blowing ego inflating heaven glimpsing ways. They can be snorted, just run your nose all over one. Smoking one is nice, but for that I recommend two. Of course the big danger is when you cook one and shoot her up. Count yourself done and through, in need of detox when you reach this point.
My story to offer is a predictable tragic series of relapses and homes destroyed. Yes I said homes destroyed. What do straight bitches call lesbians? Home Wreckers of course. My story will not save any one that reads this I know. You have to answer the door, see with your own eyes , that woman with the suitcase and a baby who has arrived to be your's oh hell what have you gotten yourself into?!? Everyone has sympathy for the poor poor straight bitch got her home all wrecked by a big scary home wrecker! Not many are sad for the little sexy girlfriend you lose when the straight bitch comes to the door. No you are the one that did the drug, no sympathy for junkies, darling.
As with any other junkie behavior, you get out of hand and friends notice long before you ever do. They see you making a mighty fool of yourself escorting your stash of dope all around town. Having one night of raucous sexy partying with that drug is one thing, but that constant companion thing is like flaunting the addiction.
Lesbians become adept by enjoying the straight bitches as often as possible, but never three days in a row, that is the best advice I can offer. If you stray from this advice, well, I guess I'll see you around town acting like an idiot. Try not to insult me .
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So I guess yes, I am a straight bitch. Although I never considered myself one way or the other. This may be blasphemy in the lesbian world, but I have been in relationships with the boys and the girls, both lasting more than a few months. Sometimes I just wanted vanilla and other times I needed spicy green tea. Recalling one of my earliest childhood memories, a girl, long blond hair down her back captured my attentions. I told my mother I wanted to marry the fair haired beauty when I grew up and was quickly reprimanded. I don't know why this is imprinted on my brain so clearly, even at such an early age. Although I must confess I also had an infatuation with ponies as a child, so I guess that seals the deal. Not a monkey girl, but even still I don't mind it when they shoot me up once in awhile. Although I also have a penchant for pony girls as well :P
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